vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

rybroskeez:

cockringtoss:

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

sexcake:

*sees a hot boy*

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

i think you mean the best

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger